thenocturnalcouchpotato:

happy birthday corbin bleu your career is gone but not forgotten

adolescenceandallitsglory:

I hate being fat.

  • *Ed sheeran comes up in conversation*
  • Annoying girl: Omg I love Ed Sheeran.
  • Me: Really? What color's his hair?
  • Annoying girl: Blonde?
  • Me: ok.
  • Girl: Omg I love Ed sheeran!
  • Me: Oh yeah? Would you get dressed up in a onesie with him and eat fajitas while watching the Fresh Prince of Bel Air?
  • Girl:
  • Me:
  • Girl:
  • Me:
  • Girl:
  • Me:
  • Girl: The fuck.
  • Me: That's what I thought.
  • Me: ;)